I am on a rant! If you feel the need to stand high on the pulpit and write hateful words like that then YOU make my ears want to bleed. If I could say fuck off and slap this person I would. There is NO place for words like this and reviews that make me ashamed to be on Goodreads. Specifically if you have such strong feelings about a book you need to be medicated! To whine over $2 is simply pathetic!
I have read a few books; maybe I am in the minority, that were blah. I never wrote a bad review. I never used hateful words. I would simply say nothing. How about if your kid was reading in a play and someone said “Your child’s voice makes me want to rip my eardrums out” How would you feel? If your kid reads a speech and I said “I file that in DNF, Icky Icky” seriously this is infantile behavior. Maybe think before you write. The pen is mightier than the sword. Say it forget it write it regret it.
I think if you have time on your hands to write a five paragraph hateful review, then something is wrong with you. When I asked why DNF is just not enough, why are you writing cruel words? This ignorant ass told me I had thin skin. NO what I have is a college degree, authors who I respect that respect me back and a brain. I have better things to do than make a directory for books with a typo.
This was a big fat DNF. I made it to 76% , I threw in the towel and immediately felt better.
It’s spoiler time, folks! By the halfway point, I’d determined the following:
Samantha is a crappy friend to *****:
Samantha is a crappy friend to ****
Samantha is a crappy to ********:
I don’t even want to summarize this one. It’s a DNF with a wish that I hadn’t started it. I’ve seen people compare this to Anna and the French Kiss – that makes my brain start to bleed.
This is another one:
It should be some sort of a crime that this is $2.00 at Amazon. No, it would be horrible even if it were free. I want a refund and to be paid my hourly wage plus damages for pain and suffering.(I need pay to get over you words of hate and probably you should suffer a case of diarrhea)
All of that’s enough to make a pretty bad story because that is the story. There’s no character growth, no plot and no side characters other than a token, stereotypical gay male friend to feed Eva chocolate and ice cream when she’s depressed. There’s no drama other than Jake being a disgusting pig every five pages, then wondering if he may have lost Eva completely when she makes her teary sad face, right before being a pig again. But it got worse. I thought about actually attempting to do a thorough job and providing examples of what I’m about to talk about, but my head exploded when I started taking notes. I can’t do it.
I challenge anyone to find me a single page in this book that doesn’t contain at least ten misspelled words or grammatical errors. I’m not even going to make you count the formatting errors, punctuation mistakes or the gross mishandling of the English language. (You sat there counting with a dictionary? dumbass!) This isn’t an anti-book review, this is a pro-reader, pro-book-buyer review. No one should pay $2 for this. We need to have some standards (Like growing the hell up??)
Here is another classic idiot:
This was a terrible, terrible, trashy book. It should have been titled “Mary Sue and Gary Stu Question Their Sexuality”, because that is what it boiled down to.(You need a stiff something. OK aside from that take a trip to a high school, be careful getting off your high horse old lady. When you get there, do a survey and report back. What were you trolling the Gay Lesbian section of the book store for? Did you forget where you left that nifty sweater with the bears on it? No? Maybe you forgot your AARP magazine)
I saw this on a list of the best GLBTQI YA books, and I don’t know why. Yes, several characters in the book are gay/bi/questioning, but with the way the book ends, it seems to send the message that being queer is just a trendy phase to tide you over until you find your ONE TRUE HETERO LOVE. (Right about now duct tape you and force you to watch countless hours of bad talk shows. Follow that by ten Hail Mary’s and 6 episodes of Maury followed by Steve Wilkos. Yeah U need it)
And don’t get me started on the characters. Mary Sue and Gary Stu respectively- especially , who has a horrible past of abuse, but is: brilliant, beautiful, rich, and talented at everything. Ever. It’s like reading terrible fanfiction.
In fact, most of the characters in the book are either woefully underdeveloped, or bad fanfic-esque paragons of perfectness (with just a little bit of parental angst to make them interesting).
I also found all the partying kind of ridiculous and over the top. This is basically the Hollywood fantasy of what high school kids are like, only in novel format. (wow take a trip to Orange County the land of fame and excess. The kids don’t drive their Mom’s cars they have their own BMW)
In short, I was appalled.
(oh my call SNL and get Church Lady to appear and SHF at you. Now nothing but porn for you and I will duct tape you again. I think 6 hours of that should be enough, but dont take that as gospel, I may add or retract any punishment at any time. It is my discretion. Which clearly do not to forget you need a good kick in your ass Brooklyn style)
Reading Renee 
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