Seeing Red by Sidney Halston

Last annotated on April 6, 2013
Families are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts. -Helen location 206 •

Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning, and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. location 319 •
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side! We saw a plane yesterday, and jumped up and down and location 329 •

The rule of brothers: If your brother gets something you want you: 1. Try to steal it away from him, 2: Break it, or 3. Say it’s no good. -Helen location 431 •

Newton’s third law of love: For every idiot, there is an equal and opposite gender idiot! -Helen location 2131 •
“Please, I stopped because your spleen was about to come out of your mouth. I saw you clenching your side like a little baby. I felt bad for you.” location 2259 •

Never regret something that made you smile. -Helen location 2400 •
-Helen

You can close your eyes to things you don’t want to see, but you can’t close your heart to the things you don’t want to feel. -Helen location 2569 •

God made mud. God made dirt. God made boys so girls can flirt. -Helen location 4488 •
In the end, it’s not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away. -Helen 4707 •

If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes. Only then would you realize how special you are to me. -Helen