My favorite quotes: I had a lot but I had to take some out because of the plot.

Last annotated on April 1, 2013
Although I was sober enough to know what I was doing was wrong, I was too drunk and caught up in the moment to care. I’ve never wished so hard not to remember something in my entire life. Is a simple location 33 •

alcohol induced blackout really so much to ask for right about now?Read  location 34 •

“You’re so naive, Cass. How many guys do you know that would willingly have dinner with a girl if they’re embarrassed about a drunken sex fest?”location 237 •

“What the hell for? If he really wants you to choose a relationship over friendship he should be ripping your clothes off and making you scream until your voice goes hoarse.” location 1441

Tina places her head on her hands and props up her legs, bending them at the knee. She stares up at the sky for a few minutes before speaking again. “They’re okay, I guess. In bed he knows all the right buttons to push, but trying to have a meaningful conversation with him is like watching paint dry.” location 1449 •

“What exactly did you have in mind?” Will asks as he drops his coat to the floor. “Everything,” I say as I pull his mouth to mine. location 1559 •

“Maybe a little, but I’m a nurse so if you end up with food poisoning I’ll know what to do.” location 1981 •

of the hardest parts of my job isn’t taking care of the patients; it’s taking care of the patients’ family. Helping them come to terms with the decisions their loved ones make can either be very rewarding, or in instances like this, very heart breaking. location 2492 •

Always know that when the sunlight touches your shoulders and warms you, that it is us smiling down on you. Love, Nana and Papa location 3313 •
“Everyone else calls you Cass, and I don’t want to be just like everyone else to you.” location 3445 •

Cassel Bailey is so amusing. location 3572 •

Screw self-restraint, the best thing I ever did was get drunk and sleep with him! location 3797 •
“What happened to Mr. Self-restraint?” I tease. “He took the day off. Instead you’re left with Mr. Easily Corrupted.”

“Gee, Cassel,” he says as a wide grin unfolds across his lips, “you’re the bestest girlfriend ever.” “Did you seriously just say bestest?”R

“You’re such a jerk sometimes,” I say, trying to hold back my laughter, but failing. Will turns the volume up and spends the rest of the ride to the hospital serenading me, loudly and off key, along to Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off     location 4818 •

“So does that mean you’re still not over Kevin?” I ask as we climb into her car. “No, I’m over him,” she says with a devilish grin, “I’m just not under anyone else yet.” location 5387 •
“Not just any king,” he says with a smirk, “I’m King of the Cassel.” location 5454 •